Link to Lynn News preview of this event, with an edited extract of the Immortal Memory speech reproduced in full at the end of this post.
This was my first ever Burns Night as at the M/C - doing the Selkirk Grace, the Address To The Haggis and the 15 minute 'Immortal Memory.' speech. 60 people attended the sell out event. The catering was wonderful - a true monarch of a haggis, mash and swede and a welcomingly light dessert - and I was plied all night with the amber bead (whisky). Great hosts, a most convivial atmosphere, an extremely appreciative audience for my efforts to bring the great man into the room with some of the poems and some thoughts about them, some fine-looking Scotsmen in full national dress and a rainbow of other tartan (looking better on the ladies than on me, it has to be said) some sprightly Scottish dancing, two stunning Burns songs by Gill Sims-McLennan and some diverting comical behaviour worthy of the occasion, including the gentleman who tried to out his hand up m' kilt!
Immortal Memory Speech (Jan 27 2017)
Donald McTrump has left his goal course and is visiting a hospital. He says to the first patient, "Hi there! I'm President Donald. How are you?"
Donald McTrump has left his goal course and is visiting a hospital. He says to the first patient, "Hi there! I'm President Donald. How are you?"
The patient replies, "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie
face."
He moves to the second patient and says, "Hi
there! I'm President Donald How are you?"
To which the answer is, "My luve is like a red,
red rose."
He moves to the next patient and says, "Hi there.
I'm President Donald. How are you?"
To which the reply is, "Should auld acquaintance
be forgot."
Donald turns to the matron and asks, "Is this the
mental health ward?"
To which she, of course, replies, "Nae, it's the
Burns unit."
(TOAST - to the Nurses, Doctors and Staff of the NHS!)
Rabbie Burns was born on January 25 1759, the son of a small
farmer. He was brought up in circumstances of agricultural poverty and strict
Calvinism. Overwork as boy brought the first symptoms of the heart trouble that
would kill him at 37. On his father's death in 1784, the 25 year old went into
subsistence farming with his brother Gilbert at Mossgiel and also sowed more
than a few wild oats. Unfortunately for his reputation and his purse, his unmarried sweetheart Jean
Armour proved more fertile than the farm.
Burns had a weakness for whisky and wild wild women but he
won't be getting any stick from us tonight on that. He copped plenty for it in
his lifetime from the kirk. To which he responded by entertainingly satirising Calvinistic
hypocrisy in poems like 'Holy Willie."
Burns published his first book - Poems, Chiefly In The Scottish Dialect - to raise money in 1786. It is called the
Kilmarnock edition because it was published in Maidenhead. (joke) It made him famous in Edinburgh, where
he was lionised by the fashionable as an untutored 'ploughman poet,' a misnomer
he genially accepted but (like his 15 months of fame) always saw through. His
father, with a Scottish esteem for education England did not share (still
doesn't?) sent him to various schools he couldn't afford though (apart from
maths) he learned most of what mattered from his own reading. This 'unlettered peasant'/ 'artless
folksinger' read not only the Bible (which he loved) Shakespeare and Pope but
also the Spectator magazine, Richardson, Laurence Sterne and Gray. He had
little Latin and less Greek but read French and his French reading included
Racine. More importantly, he read the Scots poets from an early age, including
those 18C dazzlers and world-beating football namesakes Ramsay and Fergusson.
His individual genius was only possible because of the
living tradition of Scottish verse-making and folksongs in which he was
steeped. He is the flower of this Scotland. He made a singular malt of this
heady blend. Burns Scots is a fine blend
of everything from Ayrshire to standard English. The Chaucerian/ Shakespearean/
Bacchanalian/ super Calli go ballistic Celtic are atrocious fertility and scope
of his surprising phrases and images is endless. The underlying life of
Scotland - its humorous knowledge, sense of life's complexity, its generous kindliness,
its reckless bravery, its old proverbial wisdom. And whether reporting as an
inside commentator or letting his characters speak for themselves, he is always
at the generous heart of what he presents. The lives and speech of a whole
people may be relished like a fine whisky in his work.
TOAST - the lives and speech of the people of Scotland.
He was taken up as a rough diamond by Edinburgh 'Society'
set but Burns never spoke their language. He entertainingly mocks them spooning
back their French 'ragout' from little bowls while he, the haggis eater, ladles
out a much rougher, tastier, stronger language. Like Scottish national poet Liz
Lochead would never have confused a car accident on the M8 with the place you leave your children - a crèche.
(Toast - to Liz Lochead, the current national Poet of
Scotland)
During his Edinburgh year, Burns immortalised himself as a
songwriter contributing hundreds of songs - new and reworked - to James
Johnsons' The Scots Musical Museum,
including 'A Red Red Rose' and 'Auld Lang Syne.' Though desperately poor, he received no money
for this labour of lasting love, which he regarded as a patriotic duty.
With the proceeds of his first book, he bought a small (and
poor) farm in Ellisland and settled there with Jean, now his wife. Other
'lassies' like Alison Begbie and Mary Campbell, who'd been his Muses in the
intervening years, did not join them.
Ae fond kiss, and then we sever.
'Sever' is no about cutting the haggis. It's about how this
poet can in his minimalist singable format choose the one word that expresses
the clean, final, ruthless, surgical agony of the break up, like a pledge in a
legally binding document.
TOAST - to Alison, Mary and the lassies!
Jean Armour (or should that be amour) his enduring first
love from whom the kirk divided him, and who was now at last his wife, he did
not leave. So, let us drink not to the
IMMORAL memory of the poet but to his enduring amour for Jean.
TOAST - his enduring
amour for Jean.
Jean and Rabbie had 4 children and Burns became an excise
man to supplement his farmer's meagre income. (I also was surprised that Burns, like Woody
Allen 2 centuries later, farmed and sold meagres…)
He developed an
ardent sympathy with the French Revolution based not (like many middle class
radicals) on reading the political theory of the Enlightenment but on the personal
experience of poverty and injustice. The second line of the Selkirk Grace -
some wad eat that want it - shows that one of the reasons he celebrated meat
and drink with such relish is that he cold never take them for granted.
Poverty drove the Burns unit from the farm to the lively
country town of Dumfries in 1792. He did not romanticise farming like
Wordsworth - it had always been a strain and anxiety to him, but his poetry is
one of the most authentic accounts of it. He turned to his new job of Excise
Officer with relief and was reasonably
happy - esteemed by his superiors, respected by his fellow townspeople and
gathering convivial friends about him - but he was also in poor health, badly
paid, chronically short of money and required to work outside in all weathers. In1796, his health
undermined by rheumatic fever, his heart broken by overwork (of all kinds) and
his liver worn out with - well, let's not go there tonight, he died. He did
more in 37 years than most poets do in a full lifetime.
His poetic voice is hearty, generous, rollicking, tender,
with a sympathy that encompasses humans of all types - from national heroes
like Robert the Bruce to tavern roarers like - well, us. And all creatures.
To A Mouse
Wee sleeket, cowran, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin and chase thee
Wi' murdering pattle.
I'm truly sorry Man's dominion
Has broken Natture's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle,
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion
An' fellow mortal.
The mouse-sized moral inspired a sombre book (and film) by
John Steinbeck but is also regularly quoted in comic catastrophe by Bertie
Wooster and Jeeves.
But Mousie, thou art no they-lane (not alone)
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o' Mice an' Men
Gang aft agley.
The 'flyting' poem 'To a Louse' brings Nature shockingly
alive. 'Flyting' is where you mercilessly send something up. The Scots are very
good at it. But the attack on the disgusting louse is also full of admiration
and as large as the life described. It's
the kind of poem the brilliant 17C metaphysical poet John Donne might have
written, if instead of being appointed Dean of St Paul's and performing
intellectual gymnastics in the pulpit, he'd done a real job on a farm.
To A Louse. On seeing one on a Lady's bonnet at Church:
Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crowlan ferlie!
Your impudence protects you sairly:
I cannot say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gawze and lace:
Tho 'faith I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.
Ye ugly, creepan, blastet wonner,
Detested, shunn'd, by saunt an' sinner
How daur ye set your fit upon her
Sae fine a Lady!
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner,
On some poor body.
(TOAST - to a Louse!)
Satire and Wit was the poetic fashion of the age and Burns
(like Pope, Johnson and Crabbe) was a master of it. Where he differs from those English masters
is not just the Scots dialect and brilliant verse forms learned from the
Scottish Chaucerians but in his hearty sympathy with the human condition. He is
always a comic writer rather than a tragic or merely satirical one.
But it is the songs of Burns that are immortal in the memory
and will surely last as long as men or mice live and make plans. In this, Burns
was a Wordsworth before his time. He revived the lyric, celebrated the literary
forms and legends of folk culture and wrote in a language - in his case Scots
English- really spoken by the common people. (And, outside of business hours,
by the Scots gentry as well.) It is hard to imagine how new, direct and
dialect-fresh these similes from Nature were in contrast to the bookish and
overworked language of the café society poetry then fashionable. It must have
been like a punch in the face from Burns' compatriot Billy Connolly who once
said "This world is too full of nuclear bombs and not enough people
getting a smack in the mouth.." And
this one describes how every gentleman here tonight feels about his wife.
Oh my Luve is like a red red rose
That's newly sprung in June;
Oh my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.
And fare thee weel, my only Luve!
And fare thee weel, a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.
Which is fresh today as it was when it was written and when it
inspired the Proclaimers' "And I will walk ten thousand miles (all right I know it's five really, Kevin) and I will
walk ten thousand more to be the one who walks ten thousand miles to see you at
your door."
(TOAST - to the Proclaimers)
Burns is not only the national poet of Scotland
but a song-writer for
all English-speaking people. Wherever the world may be on New Year's Eve, when,
helped by a 'wee dram' and the reminder of mortality as time continues to wear awa', men and women indulge their instinct
of a common humanity, join hands and sing a song of Burns.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And auld lang syne. (time gone by)
(Chorus) For auld lang syne, my jo,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
As fine an example of the elemental simplicity, cogent power
and verbal economy of the folk ballad ever written.
TOAST - to the Immortal Memory of Rabbie Burns.
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